10-06-2007, 06:05 PM
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One of my clients, (I'm a lawyer) was being
pursued by this harpy and after the divorce
I virtually got on my knees to beg him not
to marry her.
Of course he didn't listen, and when he
left my chambers I said to my secretary,
"Draft the Divorce Petition from now, and
we'll file it in two years."
This harpy who had run him down, virtually
tongue cleaned him, yada yada bump...
So just about three years later, he comes
in, upset, a total mess, and my secretary
brings up the divorce petition on her
computer, because we know why he is
here.
Now I did keep a straight face through out
the diatribe....
When courtney Walsh took 500 wickets...
(those who don't know cricket just say
he struck out five hundred batsmen)
the Harpy decided to reward him with
her body.
It gets better.
So excited that she got to go to bed
with Courtney Walsh she did everything
but announce it on the radio.
Anyway, before he finished his story
the Divorce petition was on the desk
waiting his signiture and he was amazed.
After allowing him to compliment me and
my secretary I let it slip that we had done
this document three years ago, just waiting
for him to give us dates and particulars.
In many cases if the man does leave his
wife for the harpy, those marriages don't
last more than three years, because the
harpy is not equipped to be a wife or to
be faithful or to even link random sexual
encounters to being unfaithful.
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