Harlow -

I feel for you. You had to be completely stunned. My daughter told my class that I'm the worst cook in the world, and I had a fit about THAT! She probably mimicked what another child said. Maybe it was to see your reaction? They are so mystifiying at this age.

My best friend's son, 5, told his father (they're divorced) that the babysitter's son hits him. Meaning the babysitter his mother uses. Out of nowhere he just told him that, which caused a huge fight between the parents, because it simply isn't true. They two boys get along really well.

It could be that your daughter my have told you one thing, and what she said at school may have been nothing like that. Do you think maybe the school would have contacted you already if she made that comment to her teacher?