My ex girlfriend was pretty obsessive over cleanliness, but was nothing compared to your standards. It's your issue, you can't force it on other people... In fact, often OCD cleanliness is less healthy than having a bit of dirt around the place, as without this you can't build an immune system, so you're far more likely to get ill. Which is why if you have a child you need to let them lick things on the floor, get dirty - because if they don't some ****** illness that they should have already built antibodies for might kill them when they're 20.

But yeah, I can't take it very seriously...