LMAO - laughing my *** off

You know how in the USA men love a woman with a glowing tan?? In Guatemala men love women with fair skin

I've always had fair, white skin (and always loved it).... I miss it!! Guess I'll keep applying this cream (worst that can happen is I'll have soft skin!) and see what happens....

if it doesn't work at least I'm not curious about it anymore, right?