Reductio ad Hitlerum.

Anyways, Neopets is amazing and definitely kid-friendly. I have been on that site forEVER and when I'm bored and just want a simple flash game to play: Neopets. It's not something you have to check every day (your "pets" will never die) and it's a lot of fun pointed towards elementary and middle-school-aged kids (which I was when I signed up and used it often.) It's like Pokémon for free.
I haven't watched American television in a LONG time. Back when I was watching the Disney channel, it was Lizzie McGuire and her clothes covered from her collarbone to her knees at least. I only watch Latino TV and HBO these days. Latino kids' shows are actually kids' shows still. It's a novel concept.