Oh great....

Always bored
Needing a holiday
Ogling the pretty ladies
Never getting up before 11am..
Yelling is for losers
Mothers have a habit of going senile
Obituaries is a good way to keep score
Unique
Sexy
Witty
Hair is long
Intelligent
Toff
Evil
Farcical
Efercescent
Manly
All that is good in this world
Lethargic
Extremely cool....

there we go