Three blondes find a lamp in a desert, and all start rubbing it furiously hoping to get a wish. The genie pops out, and asks the first blonde what she wants. "I want to be smarter", says the blond, and poof, she becomes a brunette. The second blonde pleads to be even smarter than the first girl to use it, and poof, she becomes a readhead. The last blonde girl's turn comes, and she thinks she's got it made. "I want to be smarter than both of these girls put together, and poof! She becomes a man.


*waits to be crucified*

Hahah