07-08-2008, 01:11 AM
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Silver Contributor 100+ Posts
Join Date: May 2008
Location: USA
Posts: 322
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This is an old one...
A young man goes to pick up a young lady for their first date. The young lady's father answers the door and invites the boy inside. He informs him that his daughter still getting ready and offers the boy a seat. Sometime after the father is giving the young man interrogation the young man starts to feel some gas. The interrogation goes on and the young man begins to panic and just then the family dog comes into the room and sits at the feet of the young man. Siezing the opportunity, the boy silently releases some of the gas. A few seconds latter the father looks at the dog and says, "Duuuke." Realizing that his plan has worked, the boy continues to fart while the father continues to call out "Duke!" The boy farts for the forth and final time and father, at this time, has had enough. He stands up, yells at his dog, "Duke! You better move before that boy sh*ts on you!"
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