07-09-2008, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: USA
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Another old one...
Two elderly couple in their 60s went and saw their docter about having children. They inform the docter that although they decided at a young age not to ever have children, they have found that something has always been missing in their life and they believe that a child is it. Concerned about their age the doctor agreed to preform test to see if they were still fertile. To his amazement he found that the woman was to able to concieve. He then handed the old man a cup and asked the man to fill it so that he may preform a sperm count. The man entered a room and reappeared a half hour later quite embarrassed. He asked the doc if it would be alright if his wife gave him a hand since he still was unable to fill the cup. The old man and the old lady exit the room an hour later, both with an embarrassed look on their face. The man gives the empty cup back to the doc and says,
"Well sir, I tried with my right hand, and nothing. I then tried with my left hand, nothing. Bertha tried with her right hand, then she tried with her left hand, nothing. She tried with her teeth in and with her teeth out. But d*mnit we still could not get this d*mn lid off of this cup."
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