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Old 07-09-2008, 04:57 PM
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In light of the hit TV show CSI, many colleges around the nation have been experiencing an increase in registration of Criminal Investigation courses. One such course, taught by Prof. D Simpson, has an unusual way of introducing students to the intricacies of criminal investigation. On their very first day, Prof. Simpson introduces his students to a cadaver. He insist that to discover the truth each investigator must become "One With the Victim", that they have an intimate knowledge of the victim. Simpson then takes a finger and inserts it into the rectum of the cadaver. Upon taking his finger out he immediately places it into his own mouth. To the shock and horror of his students, he issues each one to repeat the rectal exam of the cadavar. After each of his student has gain their intimate knowledge, he introduces his next lesson, "Critical Observation." He then asks his students whether they noticed which finger he place into the cadaver's rectum and which he placed into his mouth.
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