Way back when I was 18 I was at my GF's house. We were on the couch (me sitting, her riding) when somebody knocks at the door. So she gets up, adjusts her skirt and answers the door. Its the mormon missionaries! Then she invites them in!
So I quickly pull my pants over my erection (still wearing a Trojan ribbed if I remember correctly) and suffer through a 30 minute Jesus speech.
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