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Old 06-27-2009, 02:07 AM   #17
The Orbess
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I agree w/ GotItAll- Go get some toys!

My friends throw "passion parties" and man...some of the crazy stuff they get is , just insane!

But, it's a reality though.

Sex, is sex. I mean, c'mon. If he wasn't the greatst thing in bed before hand, than by you getting toys, is kind of like an up-grade.

Masturbate while lying next to him in bed. Finger yourself with him lying right next to you.

When he asks what you're doing (and he will) say "I have have needs babe..."

Or if you REALLY wanna put it in his face, make a grocery list and add "extra batteries" to the list. Then tell him they're for your new toys.

He'd have to be a total MORON to not catch onto this.

-Orbess
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