Funny party experience
Posted 05-27-2008 at 09:56 AM by anonymouswhitefemale
I was a party the other night, totally screwed up on Ketamine, so everything was all quite difficult to process and I suppose I was a bit vulnerable.
Anyway, I was dancing around, and this oldish (50+) woman started staring at me. Anyway, this was quite confusing, and there was a couple of seconds of us just staring at each other. Then she leaned in really quickly and tried to kiss me! What the ?!!! I'm 23, by the way.... I almost fell over dodging her - and as I was totally vulnerable at the time, I felt a bit abused... What if I hadnt been able to dodge.....
In situations like these, I always swap the sexes around and see what the reaction would be, in this case a bloody great slap. It reminds me of another time this girl was feeling me up, and being a complete disgusting predator, and hated it. I think it's completely out of order for men to act like this, is it okay for women to?
I think not.
I suppose unless they're smoking hot.
Anyway, I was dancing around, and this oldish (50+) woman started staring at me. Anyway, this was quite confusing, and there was a couple of seconds of us just staring at each other. Then she leaned in really quickly and tried to kiss me! What the ?!!! I'm 23, by the way.... I almost fell over dodging her - and as I was totally vulnerable at the time, I felt a bit abused... What if I hadnt been able to dodge.....
In situations like these, I always swap the sexes around and see what the reaction would be, in this case a bloody great slap. It reminds me of another time this girl was feeling me up, and being a complete disgusting predator, and hated it. I think it's completely out of order for men to act like this, is it okay for women to?
I think not.
I suppose unless they're smoking hot.
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For shame, madam. Preying on little boys.
Reasons not to do drugs :PPosted 05-27-2008 at 10:47 AM by Little
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You're probably right... If some 50 year old man at a party tried to lunge at me and kiss me, I would probably freak out and kick the out of him. But if an older woman tried to kiss a younger man at a party, they'd call her a cougar and laugh.Posted 05-28-2008 at 03:56 PM by ChelseaRenee
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Is it bad that i laughed?
Anon....under the influence of drugs, who knows what you did, you might have winked at her, thinking that she was smokin before you clocked she was 40 years your senior
No, kidding,....it is bad, and role reversals it would be wrong.. ive had men around my age do this, but not older men...it is kinda pervy.Posted 05-29-2008 at 03:38 PM by miffed23
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Great math miffed.... 40 years your senior would make you 13.
Great math.Posted 05-29-2008 at 03:39 PM by miffed23
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No, it's not bad that you lauged - it is funny. As for what I was doing, I was walking around the dance floor smiling inanely at everyone, i gave her no signal I hadn't given anyone else, men alike. In the sort of party I go to, a big grin doesn't mean kiss me, it' means you're having a good time. In her defence she was probably off her face too.Posted 05-29-2008 at 04:54 PM by anonymouswhitefemale
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Gee, Anon..
If i was half not there, on a few wines, and you were smiling at me and i was 55, i'd be thinking, WT, bring it on... Only joking... But, you know she didn't read your mind, she read over it... oohhh, he smiled at me, wow...
Poor woman.... Hope you were gentle bet you don't remember that bit, "no p off woman"... i can hear it now.
That is funny...Posted 06-02-2008 at 02:36 AM by CHANDLERS WISH
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Well, in terms of making you less sympathetic with her, I noticed later that night that she was there with her husband or something (some guy her age anyway).. And the music was too loud for words, I just probably looked incredibly suprised and confused.Posted 06-02-2008 at 09:30 AM by anonymouswhitefemale
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Shucks.... Me sympathetic? lol... Mmm... Perhaps he was a dud? er Dad? I get the confused bit, what were you on again? Sorry, you do make me laugh that's all, in a good way!!!! Truthfully.... Am waiting the second blog now with great anticipation!!!!Posted 06-03-2008 at 11:20 PM by CHANDLERS WISH
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In my days of youth, in a similar state of altered awareness, blotter as I recall, I was at concert at the local colluseum. Wandering about when someone grabbed at my behind, I turned and in the crowd couldn't tell who it might have been. Went on my way and it happened again. This time there was dwarf with waist length hair (this was 1973) smiling at me. The building had alcoves by each entry to the seating area. He managed to maneuver me into one and started kissing me. A freind came up and drug me out of there, yelling at him - Can't you tell, she's tripping?! She was muttering something about Indians and the park. I was mystified.
Now roll ahead into the 90's, I'm talking on the phone with another old freind, whom I hadn't seen in years - who had been there at that concert. Somehow it had come into the conversation. She had a much clearer view of things and described a good looking, Native American man, who she said seemed to know me rather well. I knew instantly who it was - I had been crazy about him. Seems he was my dwarf.
While you are watching out for us old ladies over 50, some of us are watching out for you youngsters, had a 22 or 23 year old ask me out a few months back - quite persistant. My younger sister has older sons than that. LOL.Posted 01-09-2009 at 09:42 PM by WildChild
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He was actually about 5'10" and I do recall the "dwarf" was bending over a bit to kiss me.Posted 01-09-2009 at 10:07 PM by WildChild
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