Satisfying sex
Posted 10-27-2009 at 05:06 PM by acerousme
Last night...whew.
I cannot believe I am actually writing this. So, only a few of you know that my "Fiancee" cheated on me with an office .
So, I ran into an old fling of mine. We will call him SA boy.
So we went out for drinks, and danced. we were BOTH SOBER...but we went back to his place, and passed out on his bed. In the morning, I woke up to...Hashbrowns and bacon...no eggs because I dont care for them. So I ate, and then we ended up kissing....and then having the MOST PASSIONATE, and house wrecking, loud sex ever.
Im surprised Im walking! We broke his rocking chair, and I have bruises on my inner thigh...
....TAKE THAT YOU CHEATING JERK...
Now, if you would excuse me, I've got to get ready for a date...and then SA boy and I are going to chill.
...he even invited me back to Africa for Christmas...for two months...
Yup. Im goooooood
I cannot believe I am actually writing this. So, only a few of you know that my "Fiancee" cheated on me with an office .
So, I ran into an old fling of mine. We will call him SA boy.
So we went out for drinks, and danced. we were BOTH SOBER...but we went back to his place, and passed out on his bed. In the morning, I woke up to...Hashbrowns and bacon...no eggs because I dont care for them. So I ate, and then we ended up kissing....and then having the MOST PASSIONATE, and house wrecking, loud sex ever.
Im surprised Im walking! We broke his rocking chair, and I have bruises on my inner thigh...
....TAKE THAT YOU CHEATING JERK...
Now, if you would excuse me, I've got to get ready for a date...and then SA boy and I are going to chill.
...he even invited me back to Africa for Christmas...for two months...
Yup. Im goooooood
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Breaking furniture? Proud of ya!
Posted 10-29-2009 at 12:24 AM by Tex
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Holy Smokes, that's some session...better be careful, you'll turn out to look like a battered woman. LOL!Posted 10-29-2009 at 12:02 PM by Loveshoes
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I know! My dad asked why I had a bruise on my leg...
I didn't wanna tell him it was from a door knobPosted 10-30-2009 at 08:20 PM by acerousme
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Holy !!!! A DOORKNOB?? I don't even want to know what you guys were doing now! Okay, not necessarily that I did before but holy ! I usually say, where, hmm, how did THAT get there? I'm still laughing about that whole dad asking and door knob bit.Posted 10-31-2009 at 06:36 AM by Loveshoes
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yeahhhh...needless to say I was a wee bit embarassedPosted 10-31-2009 at 02:56 PM by acerousme
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Nothing beats revenge sex, lol.Posted 11-02-2009 at 03:24 AM by Janeway
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But you never let on to your dad and he is none the wiser...embarrassed? Are you kidding? I would be ecstatic, bruises, wow...if it was fun I say do it again!Posted 11-02-2009 at 09:31 AM by Loveshoes
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I go red very easily...especially with him. If I think about him knowing im no longer a virgin?
.....omfg...Im red againPosted 11-02-2009 at 02:37 PM by acerousme
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You are cracking me up! You say that like you think he doesn't know...deep down he does, but he'll never let on...its a parent thing you know. Go on...try some ice...it will take the heat away! LOL!!Posted 11-02-2009 at 02:45 PM by Loveshoes
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Its just...so embarassing...
like...MY DAD? ahhhh!Posted 11-03-2009 at 01:22 AM by acerousme
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I can understand that. Even at my age and married as long as I have been, you know my dad knows that we have sex, but I still wouldn't want to discuss that with him. Its still too funny though.
Nonetheless, this was a great post! There is hope out there!!!Posted 11-03-2009 at 04:37 AM by Loveshoes
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