Something I wanted to share with everyone for some laughs. These are good, not those cliche ones that I've heard a million times. I giggled quite a deal.... Random Thoughts of the Day: I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, ...