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God I love lawyers

Posted 12-30-2008 at 08:35 AM by Livelaughlove

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down a nd now
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.



ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!...
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The Politics of Cows. :D

Posted 08-22-2008 at 10:04 AM by Livelaughlove

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow....
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