Thread: How many lines do you use guys?

Originally Posted by OG612

She had corned beef and hash before going out that night. So her meal was more than satisfying before LLL came along.

OG

*Shakes head at OG....*

On another note - for you Miss CW, they were talking about this on the radio this morning.

A Week of Sex Excuses

Sunday:
Sex: We better do it now, since we start work tomorrow.
No Sex: I've really got to clean up all these liquor bottles from last night.

Monday:
Sex: My week's getting off to a really rough start. Speaking of getting off ...
No Sex: Ummmm ... it's Monday, so obviously I have to make toaster oven s'mores and paint my toenails, which is probably going to take up my whole night.

Tuesday:
Sex: I heard people never have sex on Tuesdays, we should prove them wrong.
No Sex: I believe their findings are correct.

Wednesday:
Sex: It's hump day, baby!
No Sex: Please, never say that again.

Thursday:
Sex: Hey, my sex hormones are out of control.
No Sex: Didn't we just do it? It seems like we did.

Friday:
Sex: That party was great, I had soooo many margaritas.
No Sex: You smell like my high-school art teacher. The one who got fired for being a drunk.

Saturday:
Sex: You know, we've got nothing to do all day, and there's nobody around ...
No Sex: Oh, did I forget to tell you, I signed us up for a bird-watching tour of the wetlands. Ha. Ha.