Thread: Statistics, Lyfe Jennings Rules For women

I've loved Lyfe since his first Album, I find him to be a very deep artist and I've learned alot just from listening to him. His latest album is called "I Still Beleive" and it is AWESOME. I've bought one copy for myself and 2 copies for friends that I have that I felt needed some of his awesome guidance.
I'm sure the numbers aren't entirely correct but this song is so true.


"Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.

Books out. Let's go!
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of the remainin' 20 is gay

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever findin' your man
That means you better pay attention to these words that I say
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

Chorus:
RULE #1
Don't be a booty call,
If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl,

NOW 2
If he's in a relationship
And he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you.

RULE 3
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it.

RULE 4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

STATISTICS!

15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men dont practice safe sex
20% of them are from homes without a father
so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
Something to think about when you're takin' a shower
Something to swallow when you drank your bottled water
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10

Chorus:
Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave all that stress alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being sorry for yourself!
Chances make champions
It's gonna take (patience)
Time is still (wastin')

RULE 1
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect ya girl he gon forget ya girl

RULE 2
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE 3
Tell him that you're celibate
and if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it.

RULE 4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime."
STATISTICS!