lol sorry to laugh but thats gross, tell her if she does it again you'll smack her one!! lol lol no realy dont you'lll get in trouble, just tell her its not on and that if she breaks it she buying you a new one.
lol sorry to laugh but thats gross, tell her if she does it again you'll smack her one!! lol lol no realy dont you'lll get in trouble, just tell her its not on and that if she breaks it she buying you a new one.
How about saying, I know you've been riding my Zeppelin and I asked you not to. Please stop because I'm afraid its going to get damaged. What a strange thing to do...
Just tell her point blank to knock it off.
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
Lol. Hehe. *snicker snicker*. That's strange. Hmm. *snicker snicker*.
Seriously though, just tell her you know she's been riding it and she needs to stop or it's going to break. And if she doesn't, tell her she'll have to start staying in another room and keep yours locked. Masturbation is a possibility, but not the real issue.... she's damaging your property when you've asked her not to, that is the issue. You don't have to mention that it smells like poop....because then one might wonder "why are you sniffing it?" lol. Just address if from the perspective of it's your property and she's damaging it doing whatever it is that she's doing.
And by all means.....get some alcohol wipes and sanitize the thing. lol
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