weird and disgusting problem with my cousin

**cammy** · 06-18-2010 04:38 PM

Hi everyone
A while ago my cousin asked me if she could ride my blowup flying zeppelin lamp thingy..
No seriously i have this blowup zeppelin thingy that "flies" trough my room by some sort of mechanical lifting device that is mounted onto the ceiling which is also a lamp..
It looks really cool and when you turn it on it starts to move up and down and fly in circles but I never considered it to strong enough to ride on. Well actually it wasn't strong enough because it couldn't move with her on it and the zeppelin started to bent because of her weight so i told her to get off before she broke it.
Then one day after I took a shower I noticed my zeppelin was bent again while my cousin was in my room with it and when I took a closer look at it there was this unmistakable smell of poop right in the middle of it....
Then about a 2 weeks ago she said she felt sick and wanted to stay in bed, that's in my room while I was going out and my parents were gone well so she was in there all alone.
And when I got home it was completely deformed like in a U shape which also happened the first time she sat on it but this time it looked a lot worse...
then when I got closer like maybe a feet away i could already smell it again and it was definitely some kind of smell...
Also the table we used the first time to climb on it was right under it while it wasn't when I left.
I kinda hoped she was done with it but yesterday it happened again and I don't know what to think of it anymore.
I mean it doesn't vibrate or anything its not even that comfortable to sit on so what's the point of taking the risk to break it?..
And what's up with the smell?...
I mean why does it smell like poop if she is just "riding" it or even masturbates on it?....
Yes I know I should just ask her but its just so weird I just don't know what to say...
please help!!!

**sourpuss** · 06-18-2010 04:47 PM

Weird! Does she live with you? Can you take it out of your room while she's there?

**cammy** · 06-18-2010 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by sourpuss

Weird! Does she live with you? Can you take it out of your room while she's there?

no she sleeps over every thursday and sometimes she stay over for the weekend.
i tried to take it off but the only way to do that is to cut the strings so no not really..

**CHANDLERS WISH** · 06-18-2010 11:57 PM

Well, your going to have to cut the strings, unless you tell you outright, that you are aware she's doing it, it belongs to you, you like it and don't want it broken and if she can't respect your things, then she can't stay over anymore.

The other thing, well who knows.

CW

**Joey** · 06-19-2010 01:09 AM

hmmm...very strange indeed. shes making it so obvious aswell. lol!
I agree with CW, you obviously dont like what shes doing, so the longer its there, the more shes going to do it - especially as shes been getting away with it. It will be a shame to take it down - but surely it needs to be 'cleaned' anyway!!

**WildChild** · 06-19-2010 07:13 AM

You could get some spray adhesive and decorate it by covering it liberally with glitter. Nice, scratchy, prickely, uncomfortable glitter.

**cammy** · 06-19-2010 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by WildChild

You could get some spray adhesive and decorate it by covering it liberally with glitter. Nice, scratchy, prickely, uncomfortable glitter.

I don't have any glitter spray like that but i just wrote a a little message on the zeppelin so lets hope that will work.

**cammy** · 07-17-2010 03:03 PM

Well apparently it didn't work.. Yesterday my mom let her in for over an hour while i was away and it didst smell but it was definitely bent again.
i olso managed to find a some pictures of her with the zeppelin, maybe it will help?