Thread: Caught online...

OMG
I that was so funny,
I wonder how his face looked like when your daughter said
"Daddy, Kevin is twelve years old..."

my husband is jealous,
he always makes jokes about how he sweeps girls of their feet once they see him (yeah he is gorgeous but not to that extend)
I decided once to do the same thing,
I was 9 months pregnant
and my belly was about to explode
I came back from school and said
a student stopped me to ask me if I was "available".
my husband went crazy


I have to admit that was a mistake because
it took me a long time to convince him that was a joke.
who wants to date an overdue pregnant woman, who is walking like a penguin??

When he realised it was Kevin, my
best friend's son, he stood for a few
minutes trying to align the data.

They never really grow brains.
You just change the focus...
to the nearest female person.

I should of said; Lily (Kevin's mother)
is taking me out to dinner.