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    I remember a Cosmopolitan magazine I was reading once had confession thing's in it about the most cringe-worthy sexual dreams women have had.

    One that sticks out in my mind was about a woman having sex with the Honey monster and from then on couldn't even look at a sugar puff!


    Hmm I think the only weird one I've had was with Fry from Futurama


    Our mind is a wonderful yet terrible thing at times

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    Honey Monster - Fry from Futerama?

    Thank God it wasn't Homer Simpson.

    Sorry, ex-bosses that I refused to sleep with, Brad Pitt which I wish i could dream of everynight and tonight if I dream of Homoer Simpson I'm gonna cry.....

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    Hahah, the honey monster, awesome.

    God... Once.... I dreamt I had sex... with my mum.... Oh my god... I was shell-shocked for about two days afterwards, I felt sick to my stomach... Now THERE'S a nightmare! I think my brain was just seeing how much damage it could do to itself.

    I feel I need to reassure everyone, NO OEDIPUS COMPLEX HERE!!


    Hmm, what else, once I started having sex with a group of lovely ladies, and they ate me... like, to death.... Vaginas with teeth, lovely.

    Whoever said my head was a messed up place?
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouswhitefemale View Post
    Hahah, the honey monster, awesome.

    God... Once.... I dreamt I had sex... with my mum.... Oh my god... I was shell-shocked for about two days afterwards, I felt sick to my stomach... Now THERE'S a nightmare! I think my brain was just seeing how much damage it could do to itself.

    I feel I need to reassure everyone, NO OEDIPUS COMPLEX HERE!!


    Hmm, what else, once I started having sex with a group of lovely ladies, and they ate me... like, to death.... Vaginas with teeth, lovely.

    Whoever said my head was a messed up place?
    Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
    It doesn't happen over night
    if truth were to be told.

    Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
    you must believe!
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    I should hope the Oedipus thing never came into play...even that haunts me! eep


    If you never hear from me again Womens-health....It's because I had dream sex with my mum (thanks Anon :P) and have in fact committed suicide


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    Hahaha, yeah - it's bad. I was about 13/14 at the time I think.

    In terms of making me feel better about it though, I've spoken to a few people (men and women) that have dreamt of that.... I also feel I should stress it wasn't like some fantastically erotic dream, it was "aAAAAAAAAAAAH WTF IS THIS" - wake up.
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    crrr-azy
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    Chandler,

    And what is so wrong with Homer Simpson!
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    Dream sex? Is there any outher kind? thinks really really hard?????? I got nothin

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    Quote Originally Posted by owlhunter View Post
    Chandler,

    And what is so wrong with Homer Simpson!

    Haha, bugger I forgot about you OwlHunter

    I didn't dream of you last night though is that good?

    Lakaret needs to get out more, if he only dreams of it.

    CW can talk.
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