Allright can anybody add to this.....lets hear them

Symptom:
Feet very sore, red and pulsating.

Fault:
Danced too much / stepped on something sharp whilst having no shoes on.

Action:
Force shoes back on, moan to a friend that shoes are too small, neck a shot, grimace and keep on dancing.



Symptom:
Random sexy man suddenly turns ugly.

Fault:
You havent managed to do two things at once - drink and talk.

Action:
Excuse yourself, order the strongest drink, twice. Return to random guy, to find that he is still ugly. Repeat.

how do i compare to reply with that? RLMAO x

Hair feels cold and sticky - someone has dumped their beer on you - Fight or flight. It's either time to throw down or go home.

Symptom:
You feel a little drafty 'down below'

Fault:
Youve gone to for a pit stop, forgotten to pull your trousers, skirt up.

Action:
Find the whole situation utterly amusing, revert to carrying out some sort of caveman / cavegirl dance.



Symptom:
Legs are in their own world, shaky and not attached to your hips.

Fault:
Just one too many tequilas.

Action:
Crawl around on your hands and knees, if anyone asks: You dropped some money.



Symptom:
Hands and knees decidely sticky and dirty.

Fault:
Its late. (Also see above)

Action:
Tut, whinge and get angry for a few seconds, then mumble 'what the he*l' and resort to rolling around- becoming one huge sticky mess.

Those are hilarious ...... Hate to admit it but for once (I got nothin)
Thanks ladies

SYMPTON
Beer taste's sweet
FAULT
Has lemonade in it
ACTION
Tell the barman off for getting it wrong


lame i know just bringing the thread up - Lak can I change it from beer?


SYMPTON

Margarita drink has sorrid's devil woman dancing in it ?

FAULT

Sorrid added something to the drink.

ACTION

CW, has nightmares and swears to get her back.

Symptom
Eyes refuse to open, stale smell of sick and beer. searing headache

Fault
The drinking finished, it's now the next morning

Action
Have another