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Porn photo of my BF found
Background: In mid-February I gave my BF a hottie portrait in lingerie as a birthday gift (he was pleased)
I carry a larger purse with an oversize female style wallet and a seperate matching "photo wallet" with a snap for different size photos. Like most everyone else, I never look at them unless showing them to someone or adding a new photo.
I was at a lunch today with 2 women I work with (one is my superior). We took a 4th (new) female employee as a sort of "welcome/get to know" thing as there are less then a dozen people in my department.
We're all pet people (cats and dogs) and I carry multiple photos of all of our dear pets. I handed the photo wallet to the new girl to look at, saying "when you snap it open the first one is my favorite."
My BF had recently used our digital camera to take a close-up photo of the head of his penis and a part of the shaft, then printed a crystal sharp 3x5 sized print on our digital photo printer. It was signed "Love, your buddy."
He placed it in the photo section to be the first image you see when you unclip the photo wallet.
I thought the new employee (who I only met an hour before) was going to pass out. With a blank facial expression she turned the wallet around for all to see of course. First time in a LONG time I was speechless.Fortunatly for me, my superior knows my BF and totally laughed her butt off.
The BF has been walking around all evening every 20 minutes yelling "YES, got ya" and pumping his fists sideways. He rolled around on the floor twice (right at my feet) laughing.
I'm keeping the photo in my wallet but covered it so the unprepared don't get poked in the eye by it. I have always told him how handsome a penis he has.
But I will come up with something major to get even. He thought I'd find it myself (alone). When I first told him how it was found, and that my jaw dropped and I was speechless, I thought he'd choke or pee his pants from laughing.
I'd Crazy Glue one of my bras on him while he's sleeping but need to come up with something better than that.
He's learning from ME. I must be more alert and aware.
your boyfriend rocks...you should be proud.
That's a riot, but good thing they all thought it a joke!
For a joke once, my girlfriend, put an Always pad in her hubbys back pocket. Later on at work, he noticed something, and while standing around chit chatting, he reaches into the back pocket, and pulls out this plastic covered pad ! He was shocked and embarrassed, but he had pulled a trick on her, so it was payback. All his co-workers (male) saw it, and they all just split a gut wondering what the heck that was doing in his back pocket.
Hahaha! This is hilarious. Good thing your boss has a sense of humor.
HA HA, though my boyfriend and I share a semi-long distance relationship(im in the military) I can't wait until I get to go home and spend some much needed catching up time with him, we are both the sort to do something like the story above.
I have sent him a few photos, anyone have any other good ideas for things I can do since I am 600mi away but still be funny. I thought of stashing something like a thong in his work truck, but it is mostly just him and his dad that ride together and his dad doesn't seem to like our "sillyness" so I wouldn't want to cause any awkword feelings. Plus, he has a little sis, whom we have to be careful how graphic the things we say around her are, I would never mess with the "innocence" his little sister still believes in. We learn with age about being nieve.
I would have been mortified. LOL You got to hand it to him. That was pretty good.
Angelikja
Send him a pair of your panties in the mail and a loving (but obscene) note.
I do that on a regular basis to the BF in his lunch. Stresses him out all day.
Last time I put them in a long sandwich roll and then wrapped it in aluminum foil so it looked kike a hoagie or submarine sandwich.
When he opened it the note said
"I wanted you to eat my p***y for lunch today but since you're working, these will have to do. But now I have to go all day not wearing panties."
Stuff like that is good if you don't mind him doing you in the hallway on the floor as soon as he gets in the door. An afternoon of thinking about that can get a guy pretty cranked up and wanting you ASAP.
If you have the ability to record a CD or casette, nothing like potty mouth sex talk to wind them up too. My guy sweats and shakes when I whisper BLUNT sex stuff in his ear when we're shopping, visiting someone, etc. He's very loving, but me talking diarty or telling him what to do during sex makes him a total moaner/screamer and pushes his physical energy up more than a few notches.
i'm glad your boss laughed it off XD
ha ha get him back and tell how it goes
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