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I'd probably get mistaken for Godzilla and get thrown out of Japan anyway.
Surely though your security here might question the weight allowance.Originally Posted by Tex
I come from a military family but have been in the same area in Texas most of my life. I was whining to Lana the other day that I'm getting tired of it but am not really sure why or even know where I'd rather be. Maybe Miya can stuff me in a spare suitcase an smuggle me into Japan how I like it there. Haha!
Do not dwell in the past,
do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.
-Lord Buddha
I'd probably get mistaken for Godzilla and get thrown out of Japan anyway.
My head is killing me and I feel like throwing up. (Stress) I'm also pretty tired. I didn't get a good nights sleep. I had too much on my mind. I did however get a lot done today. I hate the bank and I want some coffee but I don't have any creamer.
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
I'm ridiculously laughy right now. Everything is cracking me up. lol
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
I just watched scary movies.now I'm kinda creeped out and jumpy.haha but very awake!
A man and a woman are having sex in a dark forest. After about 20 minutes the man gets up and says 'I wish I had a flashlight for this. I can't see a thing!"
'Yeah, I know' says the woman. 'You've been eating grass for the past 15 minutes!'
lol - you're a dork. That's funny!
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
At your service!
It's Christmas Eve and Santa slides down the chimney when he's startled by a beautiful young woman waiting by the fireplace.
'Oh Santa, won't you stay with me?' she asks.
'Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta go. Gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys!'
The beautiful young woman strips to her bra and panties.
'Oh Santa, won't you stay with me?' she asks.
'Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta go. Gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys!'
The beautiful young woman then strips completely naked.
'Oh Santa, won't you stay with me?' she asks.
'Ho ho ho, gotta stay, gotta stay. Can't get back up the chimney with my wiener sticking out this way!'
I've changed the colors on my page about 4 times tonight and can't do anything that I'm happy with. lol I got tired of blue.
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
OMG!! Off course, I had to look and that is wicked Lana, that bird really has to go lol, I just saw passion, lust, sex, shirt I'm becoming like Tex?
The bird threw me, hahahah.
Oh no you are a bird? Don't you hate it when guys call us that?
That's what I am thinking.
CW
Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
It doesn't happen over night
if truth were to be told.
Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
you must believe!
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