lol OTYA. To many women this would definitely be a virtue as we wouldn't have to do it.![]()
I'm fuggin OCD.
Stay outta my kitchen and my closet. Clutter? Nope, it gives me a seizure.
And you can't clean as well as I do. Even if you can, you still can't, I'll go in after you. I have dinner parties and when people offer to clean I have to shoo them out the kitchen.![]()
lol OTYA. To many women this would definitely be a virtue as we wouldn't have to do it.![]()
Do not dwell in the past,
do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.
-Lord Buddha
I talk superfast when Im excited...And usually I start to lose my train of thought after a short span of excited speech...
Im always moving things around...Every week something is being re-arranged...Kitchen, bedroom, bathroom...something...
And Im always losing my wallet and car keys...Not like sometimes or on occasion or whatever but very often...And I make EVERYONE help look for it...If you're around, you're going to help...
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
I talk super fast... all the time.
I snort when I laugh hard enough, and I laugh constantly.
When the TV or radio is on, the volume HAS to be on an even number or it drives me crazy and I change it. My boyfriend always leaves his radio volume on 33 just to annoy me, he thinks it's hilarious.
If I'm still awake later than midnight, my brain shuts down and I think EVERYTHING is wicked funny. I'll crack up at anything.
I hate not being barefoot, or in flip flops. I always wear those out until the first snowfall. And continue once that melts.
I'm an avid coaster user and wipe down any surfaces in the house (table, counter, stove, sink) right after they've been used. And don't even think about leaving trash out.
I recently got called out on this... If someone looks at me for longer than a couple seconds without saying anything, I'll raise my eyebrows at them. I catch myself doing it all the time now.
Sometimes I'll speak in a singy voice, just for one sentence randomly. This one's hard to explain without me actually doing it.
Wow... I didn't realize I was such a weirdo haha![]()
I've got to be direct
If I'm off please correct
You're standing on my neck....
I'm not sure that there is anything that drives anyone I know crazy
you have got to be kidding..where do i start?![]()
a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..
Oh, I eat in evens...Like chocolates or candy or whatever...I cant eat just one, there has to be two, one for each side of my mouth...Otherwise, the other side of my mouth will feel neglected...Really, it has feelings too...
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Oh, and I apologize to inanimate objects...drives my friends crazy...Ill bump into a wall and apologize...to the wall...
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
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