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Reply With Quote"Did you have a tire blow out between your legs or why does that thing look so mangled?"
Good way to get on the receiving end of an amateur vasectomy, I reckon.
he...undo those 2 buttons on your pajama top
she...i'm naked you a$$
a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..
"Did you have a tire blow out between your legs or why does that thing look so mangled?"
Good way to get on the receiving end of an amateur vasectomy, I reckon.
No, really... I do this part better myself!
But everybody looks funny naked!
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! (that's actually pretty funny)
what, oh yea, I love you too, now let me concentrate!!
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
No kidding!Originally Posted by Tex
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
That's a good way to get on the receiving end of a tire iron.
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
....don't tell anyone we did that ok?
Hahahaaa ahh that cracked my up! I can just imagine.... aaaah
hehe...still chuckling
her "is it in yet?"
him "what? I'm done already"
"choo choo here comes the Dave train" or whichever name fits
"You know the way a poem sometimes makes an absurd connectionThat's himLyrically professing his affection...""Never humour a fool for he will think he is a wise man"
EEWWWWWWWWwwww!!!
"When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us."
Helen Keller
haha "Ewww!" or "Yuck!" were the two that came to mind.
Do not dwell in the past,
do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.
-Lord Buddha
The above was inspired by the comments from some douche that admitted to cutting short a drunken one night stand because he thought her labia looked like a 'blown out tire'. Seems he has some kind of porn star labia fetish.
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