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  1. 10-02-2009 11:49 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tex View Post
    The above was inspired by the comments from some douche that admitted to cutting short a drunken one night stand because he thought her labia looked like a 'blown out tire'. Seems he has some kind of porn star labia fetish.
    Geesh talk about a shallow guy. She was better off him cutting it short. I'm thinking a response to that would be yes, I'd ask for help but I see your tire iron is too bent and rusty.
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  2. 10-02-2009 11:51 AM #22
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    "I have to poop"

    I've got to be direct
    If I'm off please correct
    You're standing on my neck....
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    Quote Originally Posted by GlitterAndStuds View Post
    "I have to poop"
    Oh F - that is hilarious. Only you would come up with that...

    lol - I can't stop laughing.
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    That still better than 'I had to poop'
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    Quote Originally Posted by LanaBear View Post
    Oh F - that is hilarious. Only you would come up with that...

    lol - I can't stop laughing.
    Hahaha can you imagine?? Talk about a mood killer....

    And now I can't stop giggling!

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    lol - GROSS!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GlitterAndStuds View Post
    Hahaha can you imagine?? Talk about a mood killer....

    And now I can't stop giggling!
    Oh - me neither. SEA MONKEYS REJOICE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tex View Post
    That still better than 'I had to poop'
    hahaha!
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    i've had guys tell me this in bed:

    "I have to drop you off now at the train station, my wife and kids are gonna be home any minute.."

    "I don't like condoms"

    "I have to fart.."

    "Your boobs are small...they look like teenager "


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tex View Post
    That still better than 'I had to poop'
    Haha.... That or "I was holding that one in".

    Okay we're getting into yucky territory

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