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things men should not say in bed
-"he shoots, he scores"
-(gulp).."i don't really keep track..maybe 35" -any comments whatsoever about her intimate grooming habits -"are those real" -"let me slip in half way and then i'll put on a condom" -comments on her sheets..it scares her when you know thread counts -"i've cum..do you want to keep going" -"i'm ready for a cold one" -"herpes?" -"finally, my tongue was going numb..and the ball game is just starting on espn" anyone got any others?
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"a smart man once didn't learn from his mistakes"
condom broke - too small "a wise man once did not learn from the mistakes of others" there was a hidden camera and now we're all watching.
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"my ex really likes/doesn't like..."
"everyone else liked it" "let me change the channel" Jumping up immediately after saying, "I got to take a shower"
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- I came. I saw. I conquered. - At least you came. (I actually said that but I think it applies to both genders) - I've had better.
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"Mind if we face the television and I set my beer on your back?"
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she...OUCH!!!!!... he...sorry, i thot the cat had snuck under the covers
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- Can we have a threesome with your mom or sister?
- Get out! My wife is home. - Your sister/mom was better. (My friend slept with my friend's mom and her in the same day)
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