The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
My mother said on her first Christmas after getting married, my father gave you a can opener.
Nats, i couldn't help laughing at your post. A free t-shirt that someone gave up. I hope he redeemed himself the year after by getting you something more meaningful.
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
lol this was in high school. I once got a stone from a boyfriend, he tried to convince me it was crystal but im no fool :P
Lifes not about how many breaths you take its about how many moments take your breath away!
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars
1. (Creepiest) My ex (from years ago) sent me a vile of his semen. I kid you not. It was so disgusting. By the time it got to me (a few days in the mail) it had turned colors.
2. (Worst) I was given two teddy bears that had been used and had special meaning with him and another woman. That was just screwed up.
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
Xmrs sounds like those guys are a bit screw loose in the head lol
Lifes not about how many breaths you take its about how many moments take your breath away!
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars
Haha, yeah well... The first is one of my best friends. We've known each other 5 years and though that was a weird thing to do, I still love him to death. That's not all that came in the package. I also got a beautiful crystal necklace, the cutest letter in the world and some pictures.
The second... Yeah, I never forgave him for that.I mea honestly, why would you even tell me that they had special meaning to you and another woman? Are you stupid? Yes, you are, haha.
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
I don't feel I was ever disappointed with any of the gifts I got now that I think about it. I remember one time tho I received pajamas but they were the generic kind from Walgreens, then again it was the thought that counted. I did get a red t-shirt with a big heart on it once for Valentine's Day....but I also got a box of candy too.
An ex wrote me a poem. As people always say, it's the thought that counts and I totally agree with that but wow did it suck! In a couple of lines he compared me to things and this is one of them. He said that my eyes were as green as the seaweed and the bottom of the ocean. WHAT?!?! Oh it made me laugh. He tried.
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"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
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