My Formal Resignation from Stupid

**Ahryin** · 01-02-2010 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Hopeless Dork

Dear Jealousy and Insecurity ,

You are bleeping up my life, so as I start of 2010 I feel like your services will no longer be wanted or needed. Feel free to stop by my office and pick up your check for the work you did on New Years Eve, really... you outdid yourself, you deserve your final pay.

Please use me as a reference in your future endeavors, I'll be happy to let perspective users of your services know what an outstanding job you do. Your attention to insignificant details are impeccable. You can create chaos, pain and misery in a matter of minutes.

I thought about keeping you around... but decided to hire trust, love and forgiveness to take your place. I think they are more suited to my needs.

Sincerely,
Your now ex employer,
Hopeless Dork

NOTE from HR

GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we have had Jealousy and Insecurity escorted from the building by security with no severance and we will NOT pay unemployment

**Ahryin** · 01-02-2010 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by somiserable

Dear World on my shoulders
I have today decided to let you go as your services are no longer required. You have been carried by the rest of us for far too long and you are a burden and drain on the company. There are too many of us here who do not like you so we have taken a company vote and unfortunately you have been outvoted 6,000,000 to one. I give you a big throw as severance pay, dont spend it all at once, for all the people here, we hope you never find another job.
Kind Regards
Somiserable now known as Happy as a little pig in you know what!

LOL Good one mommas!

**spurzzz** · 05-09-2011 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Hopeless Dork

Dear Jealousy and Insecurity ,

You are bleeping up my life, so as I start of 2010 I feel like your services will no longer be wanted or needed. Feel free to stop by my office and pick up your check for the work you did on New Years Eve, really... you outdid yourself, you deserve your final pay.

Please use me as a reference in your future endeavors, I'll be happy to let perspective users of your services know what an outstanding job you do. Your attention to insignificant details are impeccable. You can create chaos, pain and misery in a matter of minutes.

I thought about keeping you around... but decided to hire trust, love and forgiveness to take your place. I think they are more suited to my needs.

Sincerely,
Your now ex employer,
Hopeless Dork

Thought I would Bump this thread up

Great letter HD, absolutely brilliant lol

**WildChild** · 05-09-2011 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by spurzzz

Thought I would Bump this thread up

Great letter HD, absolutely brilliant lol

Well?
What are you going to resign from?

**spurzzz** · 05-10-2011 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by WildChild

Well?
What are you going to resign from?

Good point.

Dear Laziness,

I know that as a man you have inherently become the best companion of mine since childhood and over the years we have developed a unique special bond that only we men can understand *hugs* but It is with sad regret that I feel now our time is up.

You see, women have never been able to understand our relationship together and have always been jealous, I mean who can blame them right? We are together morning, noon and night, never apart. But as a young, strong, macho man I need a woman and so I know that our relationship has to end *cries*

I'm never coming back, it's over for good. I know that right now there is a teen playing his x-box right now who would appreciate your company more so than I ever could......go, go be happy. Maybe we will meet again, maybe not, but it will not be anytime soon, for I can hear the echoes of prosperity and wisdom call for me.

Be well my dear friend.

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