Random questions, querky or not

**caterpillar79** · 11-17-2009 08:16 PM

This thread is for posting those questions no matter how out of this world they may seem.

I for one, though mine is a simple child-like query, I still want your input:

What is it with these men who use leaf blowers, and have a bottle of beer on the free hand?

I just don't get it. Most, if not all, have wider body frame. I am not trying to be judgemental, it just really makes me wonder...

Why can't they just do so manually - more physical exertion would give you more opportunities to workout those muscles and shed those calories, right?

**ThexMrs** · 11-18-2009 02:36 PM

Because they don't want to. I mean, at that point (from the ones I see around here) they're already older, married, kids are grown and gone and they're out there doing it to get away from their nagging wife. Lol. Sad but true. That beer is the only thing keeping them going. It's replacing the sex they never get and the yelling wife. (Positive huh?)

My question: What do you think about women who lick their own nipples while masturbating or sex? I'm really curious on the opinion you all have. (Or some)

**shweedart** · 11-18-2009 05:55 PM

I'll be honest, I just tried to lick my nips and failed. If I could I probably would if the mood struck me. or as a party trick.

Why do little dogs hump big dogs, but i've never seen a big to trying to have its way with a wee one?

**Texinator** · 11-18-2009 10:04 PM

Delusions of grandeur. Little dogs try to hump big dogs, big dogs try to hump my leg.

**caterpillar79** · 11-18-2009 10:19 PM

Oooh, juicy! Silly!

And why do you think big dogs want to do that to you?

**CHANDLERS WISH** · 11-18-2009 11:57 PM

lol.

I don't think my little dog has ever tried that, but yeah, I have had lots of big dogs try to hump my leg and to be honest ,it doesn't make much sense to me, how does a leg look like a?

**Texinator** · 11-19-2009 12:41 PM

Maybe it's just the sensation of having something rub against their chest. Or trying to establish dominance over you by 'mounting' you.

**KMonte85** · 11-19-2009 01:07 PM

I've seen my black lab try to hump a cat.... not sure if he was just frustrated/desperate that day or what because he's never humped anything every before or after that... hmmm

When are they ever going to fix the quantity difference between packages of hotdogs and packages of hotdog buns????? Ridiculous, i say!

**Texinator** · 11-19-2009 01:26 PM

Why is it that when two airplanes almost have a mid air collision it is called a 'near miss'? Shouldn't it be called a 'near hit'?

**CHANDLERS WISH** · 11-19-2009 01:53 PM

pfttt. agree -

Banks?

In the Red or In the Black, I like both colours where do they get one means negative and one means positive and why can't they just use those words and not confuse blondes?

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