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    At first I'm reading through the second link and thinking but this is not that funny. Then I read all of this.

    You need someone you like, not someone who'll make you want to suckstart a shotgun.

    But all this talk about personality doesn't matter much anyway. All of you worried about your breast size, I dare ya to take off your bra, go outside and find the nearest guy, and lift up your shirt and put the boobular units on display. Nine times out of ten the dude's eyes are going to glaze over and he'll mumble 'Bewbies!' ..and the one guy that makes a stupid comment deserves a swift kick in the neuticles.
    LMAO again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little View Post
    Leet sp33k forever.
    All I know is: wOOt

    Well, and: pnwed

    Ah, and: n00b

    Uh oh..

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    Soon I'll be releasing my line of Sexy Texy Toys, starting with a full size replica of my tongue. Prices start at $69.69

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tex View Post
    Soon I'll be releasing my line of Sexy Texy Toys, starting with a full size replica of my tongue. Prices start at $69.69
    Uhm, before I buy any item, I want good quality and that I get what I paid for.

    SPECS, please.
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    Uhm.. what did you want to know exactly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tex View Post
    Soon I'll be releasing my line of Sexy Texy Toys, starting with a full size replica of my tongue. Prices start at $69.69
    lenth and girth please

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    Quote Originally Posted by purplehaze View Post
    lenth and girth please
    Yeah, and also the following:

    * maneuverability : Does it gyrate or vibrate, or can it do both?
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    I may need some assistance with the measuring.. uh..

    But it does gyrate and vibrate and it can even curl up down the middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tex View Post
    I may need some assistance with the measuring.. uh..

    But it does gyrate and vibrate and it can even curl up down the middle.
    With teeth included? Or sold separately?

    With "extended" warranty?
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    HAHAHAHAHA....



    I'm speechless
    Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
    It doesn't happen over night
    if truth were to be told.

    Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
    you must believe!

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