At first I'm reading through the second link and thinking but this is not that funny. Then I read all of this.
LMAO again!You need someone you like, not someone who'll make you want to suckstart a shotgun.
But all this talk about personality doesn't matter much anyway. All of you worried about your breast size, I dare ya to take off your bra, go outside and find the nearest guy, and lift up your shirt and put the boobular units on display. Nine times out of ten the dude's eyes are going to glaze over and he'll mumble 'Bewbies!' ..and the one guy that makes a stupid comment deserves a swift kick in the neuticles.![]()
Never regret something that once made you smile.
Soon I'll be releasing my line of Sexy Texy Toys, starting with a full size replica of my tongue. Prices start at $69.69![]()
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. - Leo Tolstoy
The clearest explanation for failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female. - Anna Quindlen
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Uhm.. what did you want to know exactly?![]()
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. - Leo Tolstoy
The clearest explanation for failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female. - Anna Quindlen
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I may need some assistance with the measuring.. uh..
But it does gyrate and vibrate and it can even curl up down the middle.![]()
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. - Leo Tolstoy
The clearest explanation for failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female. - Anna Quindlen
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HAHAHAHAHA....
I'm speechless![]()
Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
It doesn't happen over night
if truth were to be told.
Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
you must believe!
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