The Big V-Day
Well, I've bought my loverbum some presents he can show his family....and others he cant!
The ones he cant show his family are;
An intimate couples massage kit and book
Sex cheques
hot I.O.U's
He'll definately be all over those :P
Any of you guys and girls invested in some cheeky gifts?
"You know the way a poem sometimes makes an absurd connectionThat's himLyrically professing his affection...""Never humour a fool for he will think he is a wise man"
Omg haha.I had completely forgotten about V day until this and YES now that I've read this post I am so going to get him something cheeky. Hmm, I live in Korea though, where sex shops are more or less nonexistent.
I could... write him a ridiculous poem with a buncha rhyming naughty words???
you could catch him out with one....
roses are red
violets are blue
this poems about
what i'll give you
a back rub to start
then a lap dance by me
or maybe...just maybe
a nice hot, steamy
CUP OF TEA!
"You know the way a poem sometimes makes an absurd connectionThat's himLyrically professing his affection...""Never humour a fool for he will think he is a wise man"
ROFL!!!
But I'm sure you could easily get a nice school uniform for yourself.Originally Posted by Mes_T
Omg haha.
Oops, did naughty little Mes forget to wear something under that short skirt? I guess Professor Mes' Boyfriend is going to have to 'punish' her for that.
Now that's an idea!But I'm sure you could easily get a nice school uniform for yourself.
Oops, did naughty little Mes forget to wear something under that short skirt? I guess Professor Mes' Boyfriend is going to have to 'punish' her for that.
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