Wouldn't you love to be there in about 15 years, when they are saying, "where did we go wrong" "how did this happen?"
You will not believe this. I'm still just shaking my head.
So last night I went to a seminar, it was 7:30pm before it got over, so I was just going to swing into one of our favorite Mexican restaurants to grab some take out.
Well, I walk in and there is this family sitting at a table. The place is very small, family owned. So you have mom, dad, and little boy who is maybe 18 months (learning to talk).
I'm up at the counter ordering food and I hear dad, who is one the phone, stop talking and say to his son, we'll say the name is Joey (can't remember the name). So anyways, he says "Joey, tell mom to stop being a witch (remove W insert B)." The dad starts laughing and the boy doesn't say anything, so he repeats himself. "Joey, tell mom to stop being a witch." At this point, my jaw is pretty much on the floor and I'm thinking WTF!
Naturally, the little boy repeats it and dad starts laughing hysterically.
I'm now sitting at a table waiting for my food and another guy comes in. He's up at the counter ordering his food and B Dad is still on the phone, ranting, raving, etc. The new guy at the counter turns to me and says "Man, can you say drama?" I just shook my head and was still just shocked, and new guy hadn't even heard the first part of it.
So, here we are, both sitting at opposite ends of the table, just minding our business. When B Dad, who apparently was talking to Nana (I'm assuming his mom), hands the phone over to his son and says, "Say Hi to Nana." Then, the jackarse says "Hey, Joey, tell Nana to stop being a witch." He tells the kid 3 or 4 times to tell Nana to stop being a witch.
New guy stands up and says, "Well, if I didn't know any better, I'd say his last name must be Springer." Grabs his food and leaves.
FINALLY, my food was ready for my family, so I grabbed the bag and left.
But can you even imagine, if that dad is like that in public, I don't even want to know what goes on at home.
I just couldn't believe it, just dumbfounded.
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Wouldn't you love to be there in about 15 years, when they are saying, "where did we go wrong" "how did this happen?"
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
That's what my hubby and I were saying last night. Saying, they'll be in shock when the kid is 15/16 years old and has no respect for anyone or anything.
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Ehhh, his dad will probably beat him for it.
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
... and by 18 the boy will be telling his girlfriend the same words, without understanding why she gets so upset about them. And then his girlfriend will be browsing women's support forums looking for help to understand his behaviour, while another father will be treating his son in the same way.
Thats unbelievable. Why would any parent do that and think its funny?
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - Chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO-HOO what a ride!!"
"I dream about being with you forever." - Twilight
I've got to be direct
If I'm off please correct
You're standing on my neck....
Yeah and the mom literally did not say 1 word in the 15 minutes I was there. NOTHING, zip, nada...
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
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