What is your favorite B.O.B.? Please describe!

So, what exactly is it about B.O.B.s (Batter Opperated Boyfriends) and who the heck decides what size to make these suckers in? As in; it's too darn big? Or, it appears that most come in two sizes only???

Some friends and I recently went to a sex store to buy B.O.B.s. We ended up buying matching ones! What a waste of $69.95 (for me anyway!). We got the "Evolved" by Duo Obsessions. Super cute hot pink and black, with cobalt blue l.e.d. lights. The thing supposedly got great reviews. It's supposed to have 15 speed combinations (yet there were no instructions included) and two powerful motors.

Well, was I ever disappointed! Darn thing is just too big!! Plus, it is stiff and doesn't flex! How much fun is that? I really think the main problem is the size! One of my friends (first time BOBer) absolutely loves hers, but she's used to BIG guys. Not me! I jokingly told one of my sisters that I should give it as a hand-me-down to our one sister who is married to a black guy (Mr. Big!), but of course I was forbidden to give the thing to her! I mean, what's the big deal? It's been used only once!

I think I'll stick with "Bobette", my 2-speed Wahl Personal Massager, that has attachments (petite ones, I must add!). I really like the slender curved attachment myself. Gets the g-spot every time! Couple that with the other massager for clitoral stim, and I've got it made!

Maybe there is an all inclusive "onesy" BOB out there, so I don't have to use two devices?