oh and some people think if you eat bull penis you will preform better in bed???
We have to admit that as humans we do some strange,weird,insane,amazing things. Here are some of my favorite. And my not so favorite.
Vejazzeling-Yes that's right BeDazzeling you V. It's acually pretty cool but it makes you wonder. Who thinks these things up??
Reality Television- why do we insist on watching people pretend that they are being real. I dont get it at all. I watch t.v. to be entertained. Not to watch a bunch of people stuck in a house arguing. Bleh
Botox-ekk!
Cage fighting- Wha... why would you want to get beat up. I am trying to picture the little boys that says hmmm I want to get the beat out of me when I grow up. lol
Anyone have anything to add??
☮“I am convinced that the women of the world, united without any regard for national or racial dimensions, can become a most powerful force for international peace and brotherhood.”☮
oh and some people think if you eat bull penis you will preform better in bed???
☮“I am convinced that the women of the world, united without any regard for national or racial dimensions, can become a most powerful force for international peace and brotherhood.”☮
lol - I saw that article on Vejazzeling yesterday and yes, thought the same thing... Who in the world thought of this? Although, I do think it looks pretty neat.
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
I admit I think it's cool. Lol but idk if I could go through with it, plus it is very expensive..
☮“I am convinced that the women of the world, united without any regard for national or racial dimensions, can become a most powerful force for international peace and brotherhood.”☮
If I had only known about the bull penis. I did see a listing for "cow penis" at a Chinese restaurant in Cambodia. I took a picture of the menu because it had other interesting dishes on it. I ate there, the food was good, but I wasn't adventurous.
this cracks me up because there is no such thing as a cow penis. cow=female
good find indeed! (btw just so u know i wasn't making fun of u, but at how the listing wrote it)
i would b kinda curious to eat a cooked bull penis, i mean i eat cooked bull balls which r extremely tasty so i don't think the penis would b much different.
Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away! You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.
The "cow penis" was a direct quote from the menu. I looked up the picture as I made the reply. Maybe I should have tried it. The proprietor and staff didn't speak English or Khmer(or Thai) so I'm not sure what I would have gotten. I would suspect mountain oysters taste somewhat different than tube steak (slang definition) though maybe not by much. More testosterone in the mountain oysters. Maybe I would cringe from eating penis, being a guy.
Vejazzling? Please tell me that is not what it sounds like..
One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
- Chinese proverb
We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations.
- Anais Nin
haha - oh yes, I'm sure it is exactly what you think it is.
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
My girlfriend got a vejazzling.
Seriously, WTF. It was a cool pattern, but I couldnt stop staring at it while we were having sex. I dragged her to the shower and scrubbed it off, which she hated and enjoyed at the same times.
Honestly, she payed 160 dollars fora heart with our initials on her crotch. I mean i thought it was kind of cute, but it'd be a of a lot better if she just drew it with chocolate sauce or a magic marker.
That **** is seriously WHACK
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Girls have unique powers; they get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard...
Women are meant to be loved, not understood.-Oscar Wilde
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