Apply twice daily for 3days and once daily for 5 days
This game is similar to asking a question and recieving an answer - HOWEVER - this time you provide the answer and the person after you provides the question (and then an answer for the next poster to provide the question and so on and so on blaaaah). More creative the better
Hopefully it wont go teets up
A: Its roughly 40 metres long.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - Chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO-HOO what a ride!!"
"I dream about being with you forever." - Twilight
Apply twice daily for 3days and once daily for 5 days
Everything I'm not makes me Everything I am
Q: How often do I have to apply my Fungral Nail Infection treatment?
A: It takes 6 years
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - Chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO-HOO what a ride!!"
"I dream about being with you forever." - Twilight
Q: How long does it take for the <internet company> to respond to a "connection is down" complaint from a costumer?
A: The weather was horrible!
Q: How was your trip to the UK? (ha!!)
A: It smells awful!
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - Chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO-HOO what a ride!!"
"I dream about being with you forever." - Twilight
Q: What do you think of my new dish?
A: $40000/month
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
-Andy Rooney
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.--Noel Coward
Live your life and forget your age. --Norman Vincent Peale
Q: Do you know if anyone has ever invented a time machine?
A:That was the best ever!
Q: How was it for you?
A: the one on the left hangs lower.
C'mon girls - let's have some FUN!
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