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Reply With Quoteoh dear...i might just throw in a national pick your nose month seeing as it would appear that anything can make the grade. ha!
May is National Masterbation Month
Well you learn something new every day. I'm off to an early start. I just learned that May is national masterbation month. Apparently was started in 1995 by Good Vibrations. According to the article I read, masterbation will:
* Relieve menstrual cramps
* Help for insomnia
* Stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections.
* Release mood elevating hormones
* Reduce embarrassing spontaneous erections for teen males
* Reduce the number of unwanted wet dreams for young men
It explains that self love is about more than sex, that it encompasses getting to know your body and love and care for all of you. So, I guess I should wish everyone a happy masterbation month, with the caveat that you must not neglect your SO.
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
oh dear...i might just throw in a national pick your nose month seeing as it would appear that anything can make the grade. ha!
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - Chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO-HOO what a ride!!"
"I dream about being with you forever." - Twilight
maybe, but a side effect is carpel tunnel syndrome according to Larry the Cable Guy!
Hey, can we have masturbation month 12 times a year ?
I celebrated yesterday by relieving some menstrual cramps. Did the trick.
I celebrated a few hours ago lol.... still feeling refreshed lol..
I did some partaking last night, usually fingers are really boring but it ended up working after reading some short stories. I went to bed quite happy
There are those who believe that dictionaries should not merely reflect the times but also protect English from the mindless assaults of the trendy.
I suppose June will be National Frustration Month.I think the affects that WC talks about work on older males who aren't getting any as well as the younger ones.
HAHA...I suppose June will be National Frustration Month.
I guess, it's like Hallmark cards - got to make money, why not make a "National" thing out of "something"
What about "it makes you feel sensual all day after
CW
Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
It doesn't happen over night
if truth were to be told.
Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
you must believe!
I give National Masturbation Month two hairy palms up!
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