Worst place you have ever farted?

**Little.Chuck** · 06-27-2010 10:21 AM

Exactly what the title says.

Wheres the worst place you have ever farted?!

**Olympia** · 06-27-2010 11:47 AM

Ahhh.. The high browed topics have emerged... Pulling out all the stops here... Bells and whistles... puns i can't help it!
Alright, i admit it. Yes, My brothers were lighting their's and talked me into doing it to. Yes, again..... My pants caught on fire!
This was 39 years ago. Scared for LIFE!.. LOL

**jns** · 06-27-2010 01:06 PM

Too funny, Olympia.

**Mes T** · 06-27-2010 06:05 PM

In front of my boyfriend.

Boooo image of perfection shattered!

**Joey** · 06-28-2010 01:54 AM

haha - i am yet to fart in front of my boyfriend. the thought of that absolutly terrifies me!!! LOL!!
I cant actually comment on myself, as i tend not to fart in public as i would be huuuuuugely embaressed, but my brother let one go at my grandads funeral. It wasnt the loudest hes ever done, but in a quiet church it was loud enough! Everyone heard, including the vicar as he let out a small chuckle! Needless to say my brother has NEVER and will NEVER live that one down!

**KMonte85** · 06-28-2010 12:08 PM

at work, in an empty office - only to have 2 people walk in unexpectedly right afterwards, and kinda *sniff sniff* and then look at me.

All I could do was smile sheepishly

**Hopeless Dork** · 06-28-2010 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Mes_T

In front of my boyfriend.

Boooo image of perfection shattered!

Haha... its so funny how we eat and drink just like them... but they think we only use the bathroom to put on make up lol... at least thats all they want to think we do in there!!

The time I did it, I thought he heard it... I of course excused myself then later told him how embarassed I was and he was like at what? He never heard the incident and didn't pay attention when I said excuse me , had no idea what i was talking about and just hugged me and said he's done far worse embarassing things than that

Men can fart, talk about their farts, invite people over to smell their 'work'... but we are, again, like everything else... held to a standard of perfection where even basic biological function is something we fear would shatter our image.

Of course I would not want to walk around passing gas lol... If i think i have to , I excuse myself prior but sometimes you just don't know in time :O

**KMonte85** · 06-28-2010 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Hopeless Dork

Men can fart, talk about their farts, invite people over to smell their 'work'... but we are, again, like everything else... held to a standard of perfection where even basic biological function is something we fear would shatter our image.

That is so true! I have yet to live down farting in front of my friends after a rowdy game of cards. We had a big dinner with all the fixings (and all the gas-inducing foods you can think of). The guys were gassing it up all night long, a few times I though they were going to take flight.. we started playing cards, laughing and joking, and I laughed so hard I let out a huge, loud fart.. I was the (pun intended) butt of their jokes the rest of the night! One fart from me was RIDICULOUS even though the guys had been letting 'em rip all night long!

That was a year ago, and even today when we get together to play cards I get told not to eat any beans before game-time..

Double standard much!

**LanaBear** · 06-28-2010 12:48 PM

This is all too funny.

I can't think of anything from me personally... I fart in front of my hubby, who cares...

But anyways, I will never ever forget this. I was at work and talking with our HR manager, we were laughing about something. And if you've ever seen Superstar with Molly Shannon and Will Ferrell... Maybe even SNL. But Molly Shannon does this thing when she says "Superstar!", she throws her arms up and legs spread in a certain stance. Well, we were goofing off and the HR gal does that and right when she did it, she completely let one rip. LOUD!

She stopped and looked at me, probably waiting for a reaction, as I was waiting for hers. She starts talking about something completely different, then I started busting up laughing so hard. I looked at her and said there was no way she could play that one off. She was bright red and we were both soon in tears laughing hysterically.

I probably would have died if it was me.

She was constantly full of gaffes... One time we were talking about childhood candies. She says, "Oh, I love those circus penises, you know those orange ones." lol... "I said, oh, I'm sure you mean circus PEANUTS." She never lived that one down as we were in a group of about 10 people, mostly men, who all got a kick out of that one.

**ocularone** · 06-28-2010 01:58 PM

As a guy, i think it's HILARIOUS this is a thread...for us guys, farting isn't faux pas..it's a bragworthy accomplishment. So, i can't really add to the conversation of where the worst place i've farted per se, but i do remember being in the middle of a training procedure that required me and my partner to be in a single position,hidden and motionless, for 36 hours. This was a surprise exercise and I had just eaten some local cuisine (okinawa) that decided to bulldoze it's way through my digestive system about 2 hours into the training. My partner had to stay in position with me the entire time while the world's most grotesque, and runny diarrhea filled my pants. Had to lay in it for an entire day. mmmmm yummy :-)