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    Talking LMFAO! I had to share this!!!!

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    "A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

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    LOL's...

    If that happened in reality, I would consider complaining to the store for embarassement, non-sensitivity and obtain a years supply for nothing hehe.
    Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
    It doesn't happen over night
    if truth were to be told.

    Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
    you must believe!

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    Me too! I would be totally and utterly humiliated
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    Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow. - Mary Anne Radmacher


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    That reminded me of the first (and last) time I bought condoms. The cash machine broke down when it was my turn, so a few employees had gathered around to fix it, with a whole line of people behind me. I was 19 at the time and felt quite embarrassed, even more so because one of the two packs I had bought had something special on it (some kind of extra something for extra pleasure).

    It's incidents like those that turn people to online shopping!

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    Er...things like this do happen to me in real life, lol!

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    A lady I knew went shopping with her little one. She was buying sanitary pads. Her child announced to everyone waiting in line with them in a loud voice, "My mommy's buying little diapers, she puts them in her underwear."
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    That happened to me when i was with my niece for the day, walking through the isle with bath stuff and smellies in tesco's and she picked up a jumbo pack of sanitary towels and said "Just incase your bum bleeds this week", everyone heard and glarred i was so embarresed !!!

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