Oh I know - I've had a few similar 'Oh shitake mushroom' moments myself with the balls, lol.
But no one quite tells the story of the lost ball like you.![]()
Haha lana, kegalmasters are like 100 bucks or over, the benwa balls were 7 bucks... I guess thats what I get for trying to save a penny lol
Scars remind us of where we've been...they don't have to dictate where we're going.
Oh I know - I've had a few similar 'Oh shitake mushroom' moments myself with the balls, lol.
But no one quite tells the story of the lost ball like you.![]()
Last edited by LanaBear; 08-30-2010 at 12:46 PM.
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Imagine having to call in sick for work for something like that.
Q: 'Stuffy nose?'
A: 'No, stuffy vagina. I have a ball stuck in there.'
Q: 'Goodness, is your boyfriend/husband alright?!'
A: 'Not that kind of ball. Though he does keep volunteering to push it in further, hoping it'll then pop out somewhere else.'
I can only imagine where this thread has lead to. LOL But I have no time to read and comment. Just one comment. I got my kegalmaster for $80 on Amazon, Yep a lot but I'm pretty desperate.
Never regret something that once made you smile.
KegelMaster is licenced as a medical device. The primary thing it is promoted for is reducing or eliminating incontinence. It acts as a resistance device for strengthening the PC muscles. It does work.
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
I seriously started to panic just reading this and imaging flogging myself around the house, slamming myself into walls and such hoping to release this missing ball.....while imagining how horrific it would be to go to the ER. Ohhhhhh........I will never try the ben wa balls FO SHIZZLE! HEHEHEI finally relaxed and was able to expell.. but those things haven't seen the outside of their case since then lol.
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