What would your sales sticker read?
OK a conversation, suggested this one. If people came with relationship sales stickers, like cars do, listing their features. extolling their qualities and disclosing their faults, and noting special maintence needs, what would yours say?
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
One owner only, LOTS.. of get up and go; Motor is in excellent condition, body could use some TLC. Touch up here and down there, (Ohh, my)! Low maintanance, reliable and clean and low "emmisions"..(LOL) Comes with Trunk monkey.. A real steal..for a great price!
i was having a bit too much fun with this post.. I should have said, DISPLAY MODEL ONLY! NOT for SALE$$
I like this thread.
Excited to find new owner that will keep for life of car. A little older model but has really low mileage. Ready to be broken in. May need to start driving at low speeds in the beginning until it becomes famililar with the roads. Can't travel long distances and doesn't do well on rough terrain. But makes up for it, with willingness to drive to new places and be shown the lay of the land. When kept in good condition, radio places upbeat, sassy, and lively tunes. Loves to play. Will keep you company for hours on end when desired.
Never regret something that once made you smile.
I'd probably go with a diesel engine, maybe a nice Cummins, haha. I'm low maintenance, reliable, and can go a long time... But I have my moments of wildness and excitement, so I'm not sure if a diesel would be the perfect analogy.
What, no one is going to say "driven by a little old lady to church on sundays".........<g>
-classic and reliable convertable..good body with the odd ding inflicted by careless woman..ok, some were self inflicted..looks sleek with the top down and loves to hug the curves when running at high speed..has been off the road for a couple of years and may need the oil changed..or at least checked..
-standard model so don't just start jerking my stick in every which way..read the manual..
-looks and feels smooth when washed..prefer not to be waxed
-antaena goes up automatically when appropriate button is pushed
-reliable and trustworthy..more to it than meets the eye
a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..
Doc, I love it. LOLOriginally Posted by dr.mansview
These are so funny.
Never regret something that once made you smile.
That reminds me, I come with a hand crank!
LOLThat reminds me, I come with a hand crank!
Odd, every man I've ever met had one...
Unfortunately too many seem always want cranking without really getting up and running.
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
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