Why Women Are Happier Than Men

**Casey715** · 11-25-2010 06:09 AM

Women...

* ...Aren't forced to compensate for their fathers' lack of childhood sports skills every Saturday morning throughout their formative years.

* ...Can sit and read every time they go to the bathroom.

* ...Don't usually worry about going bald

* ...Never have to rearrange their testicles while wearing tight pants

* ...Never get their sex organs caught in their zipper

* ...Don't have to constantly answer "What are you gonna be when you grow up?" shortly after their third birthday.

* ...Can bludgeon someone to death with a baseball bat and then get off scot-free by claiming a "hormonal imbalance"

* ...ALWAYS outlive their husbands.

* ...know exactly what to do when a child is sick.

* ...never pull a back muscle screaming at the television during a sports event.

* ...don't have to worry about which family member will inherit and care for their collection of football cards

* ...can tell their doctors anything

Oh, and the best one of all:

* ...MULTIPLE ORGASMS

I'm sure there are more, but the day is young and the coffee is getting cold.

**Hopeless Dork** · 11-25-2010 07:02 AM

Haha that was cute! But so false :P Little girls may not be forced to compensate for their daddy never making the high school football team, but they are forced to compensate for their parents insecurities about appearances and weight... the pressure to be thin and pretty starts early and is heavily enforced. Gosh the other day a lady at work brought around her grandbaby or neice or something, beautiful little cherub angel baby... round and healthy... and everyone was like ohhh look at her fat little cheeks! Don't worry... she will grow out of those, most fatter babies end up skinny!! As if infants need to justify not being rail thin... have to watch their figure... already...

And women don't get badgered about what they want to be when they grow up, they are too busy being badgered about being fit to find a husband!!! Learn to cook!! Don't be too promiscuous a man won't marry a sloot!! Etc etc etc... a woman can have a college degree from a prestigous school and her mom will still tout her daughters wedding day as her 'proudest moment'...

Oh we have some things easier than guys do... but guys defintely have many things easier than us.

**rayner** · 11-25-2010 10:24 AM

guys can have multiple orgasms

**rayner** · 11-25-2010 10:37 AM

guys can have dry orgasms

**Casey715** · 11-25-2010 06:17 PM

It was suposta be fun

**lizzardb63** · 11-25-2010 07:16 PM

I think it was fun

**sensitivesoul** · 11-25-2010 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Casey715

It was suposta be fun

It was fun no worries

thanks made me smile hehe know my bf wud love to be able to have multiple orgasms to

**lizzardb63** · 11-25-2010 09:06 PM

Some reasons why MEN are happier than WOMEN: lol

1. They can just whip it out and pee wherever whenever and not have to worry about peeing on the pants or feet
2. They don't have to wear tight clothing...they get to wear t-shirt and jeans every day and still look hot!!
3. If they are having a bad hair day, they can just throw on a hat.
4. They reach orgasm MUCH easier than women...and probably every time. (must be nice, lol)
5. They don't have to bare child birth.
6. It's acceptable for them to fart and belch.
7. They can sleep around and never be called a ho, slu t, or skan k
8. They lose weight 10 times faster and just by cutting out soda!
9. They can go a day or two (somtimes even a week) without shaving.
10. They get to go hunting on thanksgiving, while the women of the household clean and cook for 2 days!!

that's all i got lol...so far