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    That's it, it's all over.
    Or will be soon.
    I'm waiting for the revelations on this one.
    It seems that over a 1000 black birds dropped dead right out of the sky over Beebe Ark. Just a one square mile area too.
    What do you suppose caused that?
    Premarital sex?
    Homosexualty?
    Anal sex?
    Holding your utensils in the wrong hand?
    Or is it part of a conspiracy? Hummmm?

    What should we do about it?
    Ban gay marriage?
    Restrict anything but the missionary posistion for vaginal sex?
    Maybe if we separated New Orleans and Beebe from the US we would be safe?

    Before someone jumps on here to lecture me about any of this, it was probably caused by high altitude hail or lightning. But what are some things you can think of that have gotten people all worked up in the past thinking that the end is near or we are being punished?
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    It was prolly from Anal sex, according to some of the things i've read here, half of us should have been wiped out from it by now..

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    Spooky.. Isn't the world supposed to end in 2012? I beleive its something to do with the Mayans and their calenders ending in 2012/2013. I just found an article about the blackbirds on BBC US and Canada. I wonder what happened.
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    Women's suffrage, I kid you not. I've heard more than one man argue the world would be a much better place if "we" hadn't "given" women the right to vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little.Chuck View Post
    Spooky.. Isn't the world supposed to end in 2012? I beleive its something to do with the Mayans and their calenders ending in 2012/2013.
    The world is supposed to end just about every year according to someone.

    As for the Mayans, their calendar is only about 5,000 years long anyway. They've got even some fundamentalist Christians beat for trying to make the world as young as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildChild View Post
    That's it, it's all over.
    Or will be soon.
    I'm waiting for the revelations on this one.
    It seems that over a 1000 black birds dropped dead right out of the sky over Beebe Ark. Just a one square mile area too.
    What do you suppose caused that?
    Premarital sex?
    Homosexualty?
    Anal sex?
    Holding your utensils in the wrong hand?
    Or is it part of a conspiracy? Hummmm?

    What should we do about it?
    Ban gay marriage?
    Restrict anything but the missionary posistion for vaginal sex?
    Maybe if we separated New Orleans and Beebe from the US we would be safe?

    Before someone jumps on here to lecture me about any of this, it was probably caused by high altitude hail or lightning. But what are some things you can think of that have gotten people all worked up in the past thinking that the end is near or we are being punished?
    Being from Arkansas, it probably was a fellatio thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tex View Post
    Women's suffrage, I kid you not. I've heard more than one man argue the world would be a much better place if "we" hadn't "given" women the right to vote.
    OMG !!! what are you gonna do once sarah palin becomes President ???

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    Isn't the world supposed to end in 2012? I beleive its something to do with the Mayans and their calenders ending in 2012/2013.
    Teehee there is a joke that the only reason the world is going to end in 2012 according to the Mayans is because they ran out of room on the rock they carved the prophecy into. The last date they wrote was Dec. 21 2012 because nothing else could fit therefore the end of the world is that day lol.

    I know of a conspiracy website that is full of material on this stuff and people are actually nuts building bunkers and stocking up on living essentials thinking they will outlive everyone for believing the world is ending.


    But what are some things you can think of that have gotten people all worked up in the past thinking that the end is near or we are being punished?
    Wanting new health care?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidneyalive View Post
    OMG !!! what are you gonna do once sarah palin becomes President ???
    I might actually start watching political speeches

    ...though with the volume on mute

    Right now I just switch the channel when something political comes on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsASecret View Post
    I know of a conspiracy website that is full of material on this stuff and people are actually nuts building bunkers and stocking up on living essentials thinking they will outlive everyone for believing the world is ending.
    Just like Y2K

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