Thread: Sick andTwisted

Yeas ago when I was a Chat Room/ Forum Addict, * Chat room had a Forum *
We had a game going called "** Sick & Twisted **
We all have a Light side and Dark side of " Humor", so this was a Wishes or Advice Twisted.

So Basically it's like the Negative " Confucius Says " theme..

Say someone says they have a Toothache or someone says they wish they could stop eating Chocolate..

And the others would answer with something like " May all your teeth fall out but One and may that One need a root canal " ....

Or for Chocolate " May you need a blood transfusion and find out that Chocolate is Illegal .. But can be found at $1000.00 a pint ".

Rules of Game

1) Must " Quote" who you are Answering, so no confusion as to what Twisted you are replying to.

2) No context or spellings that are against WH rules.

3) Have Fun, but don't get personal ( attacking someone you may know that will be personally
offended )

4) If it starts with an " I wish " You must Grant the Wish, with a humorous saying .

5) If it's a Complaint or needing Advise. You must be Opposite of the Real Advice you would give ( but with Humor and Possible teachings of what can or would be if )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
So I will start with Test Run..

I wish I didn't have to wake up every Morning at 4 Am

Twisted answer's could be

" You just got promoted to the graveyard shift, so you will be up anyway , Don't be late "
or " If you kill all Roosters , You can sleep until the Alarm goes off "

************************************************** *******************

So Lets Play !!