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    My co~workers , who are also friends, and I were talking about Paybacks and Pranks and I thought I would bring up a thread about it.

    Being as there are many ways to Prank people or Payback them , we found that most of our stories were Non~ Violent , even to people that had upset us. Though there were many “ Financial “ disruptions or expenses “ that occurred to those in a Negative Payback, Versus the Positive or Playing a Joke for laughs Prank.

    I'll start with one of mine, which fits into the Handmade Karma one..

    25 Years ago our family lived fairly close to each other , all within an hours drive. Each month we had a Family “ Ethnic “ Dinner night , where we all got together and had an “ Ethnic “ meal and caught up on everything.

    It was my turn and I chose and “ Oriental “ theme, everyone was to bring a side dish
    and I would make the main course. Kung Pao Chicken and White Rice and Spicey Eggrolls.
    The family was all gathered at my place, was about 30 of us with kids and family friends.
    All sitting around talking, kids outside playing tag. I'm in the kitchen cooking my heart out. I have the water Boiling for the Rice, Grab my Clear jar of white rice, start pouring it in the water and I FREAK..

    As I'm pouring I see lil black dots on my rice kernels.. OMG, MAGGOTTS .. I drop the jar and do a “ dance “ of OMG.. Rice all over my floor, people are whats wrong, I'm saying MAGGOTS, OMG Maggots..
    The women run in to the kitchen to help .. but from the living room I hear Laughter.. It started as a Snicker and turned into a Rolling eye tearing Laughter .. from my brother David ( the one who passed / suicide , I've spoken of )..

    Anyway, he was just laughing so hard and then it Dawned on me .. I picked up a rice kernel from the floor and sure enough there were 2 lil black dots on one end, that resembled eyes, And there were many lil Eyes looking at me from the counter and floor, where the rice flew when I dropped the jar.

    WTF is This David ?
    “ Sorry Sis, I couldn't resist”

    Evidently, he had planned this prank ahead of time. Yep he had bought some white rice, sat and drew lil Eyes on the kernels with a Sharpie, one at a time, at least 100 of the lil kernels, when him & family came over and I was busy elsewhere, he dumped half of My rice out and replaced with his Homemade Maggots.

    The Joke was on me and there started the WAR.. The War of F Me & I F back. Lol

    After things calmed down, Laughter was over, except for the Giggles of Did you see her Face ? We enjoyed our Ethnic Night. And Plans were made for the next Months Family get together. David looked worried as his home was next to host it..

    That month ( his ) was Hispanic night.. He was nervous as all get out, it went off without a hitch, so did the next 6 Family nights. Everyone forgot about his prank but ME ..

    Revenge and paybacks are best served Chilled. I Chilled and Chilled and then thought about handmade Karma, with an unexpected Twist to it.

    Next Post is the Handmade Karma.... Hehehe

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    My brother and dad used to prank me alot.

    I'm great at thinking of ways to prank, but not as good at following through on them.

    As for handmade Karma.....can't say I've ever done it. I mean, realistically I'm sure that I have but not anything significant enough for me to remember. I will say though, standing back and watching Karma at work is quite gratifying. Unless it's working on me.

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    Now it takes some real thinking on paybacks, Mind you they do NOT Harm people, Physically or with Hatred intent. ( well mine didn't ) Anger Yes but Deathly intent or Physical Harm, Never .. ( so far ) lol

    On to The Handmade Karma.
    Labor day weekend, USA, September. Which here is actually a 4 day weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and includes the Monday.

    Midnight the Thursday before . All power, Cable, Phone, Water Services are Shut off .
    Those Companies were Notified that David was Moving and all needed to be shut off and out of his name.

    Friday morning calls from a payphone came out to the family, he had no power, Water, Tv, Phone ..

    awwww.. Did ya pay your bills ?
    Yep.
    Did you call the Companies ?
    Yep, they can't do anything till Tuesday, it's a 4 day Holiday.
    Well you stay there and send the kids over here.. He Did.. and we all had a good time with the kids.

    Tuesday Morning..
    8 AM, Bright and Early..
    SEARS truck at his Home, Banging on his Door ..
    Delivering New Appliances, ordered on his Sears Card.
    Washer, Dryer, Fridge, Trash compactor and Dishwasher , total of about $2000 back then.

    “ I never ordered these “
    Is this your name, address, sears card # Sir ?

    “Yes it is, but I didn't order them “

    Sir, you'll have to call the ordering dept to sort this out.


    “I don't have phone service right now. Or even Power for these things, Why would I order things when I have No Power ? “

    Then It Dawned on HIM ! Who knew all of his information, who could have gotten into his Sears Info, ?

    Yep.. Karma Sis ..

    Needless to say, That was The End of the F&F War.

    Everything was settled , he was never charged for the “ Mistaken Order from Sears, Phones and other services were restored due to a “ Glitch”..


    Years later .. before his passing, when he lost phone or power, he'd call me and ask if I was still mad ? Lol

    Every time I cook White Rice, I look very carefully and I think of him and Still Miss him Dearly.

    That is Home and Heart Made Karma.










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    Too funny BG, I laughed out loud reading both of your pranks.
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    looks at JNS..

    Thinks of Area he Lives in ..

    Which one were you laughing at ?

    Need a New Fridge ??

    Lmao

    Yeah it was an Interesting time.

    I am sure there are many " Watermelon " Pranks and Stories, I could share, should you be Inclined.



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