When you're walking her down the aisle, lean over to Sluggo and whisper in his ear, "You'd better be careful with her and treat her well, because I have absolutely no problem going back to prison!" and then give him a little wink as you walk away.![]()
Little by little bit by bit...I get sucked into my step-daughter's wedding to "sluggo". Almost like I "approve."Phffft! OK...her first choice for a "wedding dress" was cute but short and when she was trying it on two weeks ago she"noticed" (for the first time?
) that there were several tiny stains along the hem. Waterworks! So we spend all day ( literally 8-8) looking for a "new" wedding dress- which of course I paid for! (What are you going to do ...really
) Last night...three days before the wedding I am lending the grooms attendants suits to wear and as "Father of the Bride" she asked me to walk her down the ailse and give her to "Sluggo"
It makes her happy and ...it is the only chance to do this I probably will ever get. I have no children of my own. BUT boy do I feel like this is the ultimate in hypocrasy. The only thing I want to give "Sluggo" is my boot to the seat of his pants.!!! I am a lawyer (grade "b" actor) I can do all this with a smile ...but ugh!.. do all fathers feel like this?
When you're walking her down the aisle, lean over to Sluggo and whisper in his ear, "You'd better be careful with her and treat her well, because I have absolutely no problem going back to prison!" and then give him a little wink as you walk away.![]()
I'd imagine they do if they don't like the man their daughter is marrying.
Just wanted to give you a pat on the back and tell you that you are doing an awesome job
I PRAY when the time comes for me to get married my father is half as nice as you seem to have been during this process.
I just hope that my daughter doesn't get involved with someone like Sluggo because I'm not sure what I'd do either.
Well, I probably do know what I'd do. Just what you're doing, and biting my tongue each and every waking moment.
There will always be boundries, but making love is so different, than having sex, let's face it. CW
i have no idea what a Father would feel like, but reading this brought a smile to my face..
I like it Tex; but he would probably pee his pants right there. My wife has forbidden me to "joke" about his "disappearing"...
...we have a large septic tank...add a little lye..couple of bricks- a little bailing wire....missing? who?? No..no haven't seen him (after al the tank water is murkey).
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Alternatively, "You'd better be careful with her and treat her well, because otherwise the next marriage will be between my boot and your hind end!"![]()
So, how did this go?
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
Thanks for asking...well enough..no "Jerry Spinger" moments. Daughter had her mother and I walk her down the aisle. I shook the grooms hand befor placing daughters hand in his; and hugged him and said "welcome" after the ceremony( Daughter knew what a "struggle" that was for me she said in a stage whisper "thank you"). The groom's family was nice enough....whoever said he might be a 'momma's boy" sure hit the nail on the head!
I swear his mannerisms, speech, and masculinity ( or lack thereof) are a carbon copy of his mother. I LIKED it on HER. Her everyone word and gesture suggested that she hoped this marriage might make a man out of her "boy".
Bless her because without her my "Bridzilla" daughter would have us still waiting while she did "one more touch" on her hair dress and makeup!
The announcement said 6:00 pm but I swear it was 7:15 before the music hit. Couple of guests got up and left. Oh Well! Now I sit back and wait for the defication to impact the air conditioning system.
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