It just didn't go as planned. You see, I was willing to lend a hand to help and no dice. I can't figure out why- They said they needed money to help with the Polar Bear problem as they are starving. Now I hate to see a starving animal, don't you? Well, I was thinking about this problem and came up with the perfect solution to the problem. Now I own 3 giant freezers and if I filled them with Polar Bear meat, Their problem and My problem would be solved really fast! It's a WIN- WIN for Everyone!
They didn't see that as a solution, so I suggested that old Allie get himself a huge cargo ship and move them to the Antarctic- problem solved. Well, old Al is too busy trying to save them that he can't be bothered with buying a ship since the World's oceans are going to rise, so instead he bought a beach front home and insured it so when the massive flood comes he can collect the insurance. Gosh... If Only I were as smartest as he is..