Happy, happy, happy birthday, Tex. Are you going out to be pampered with a tongue massage today?
Happy Birthday to our favorite Tasmanian Devil! One of the sweetest, funniest, and smartest guys I've ever had the pleasure to call a friend. Have a wonderful Birthday, you certainly deserve it.![]()
How can you see where you're going if you spend your whole life looking over your shoulder? –Naughty Ninja
Happy, happy, happy birthday, Tex. Are you going out to be pampered with a tongue massage today?
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience.
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Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot?
Patrick Henry
Happy birthday Tex. May good things come your way in the next year.![]()
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Happy Birthday, sir!
Happy Birthday, sir!
Happy Birthday, Tex !!!
---Jns: Today would be definitely THE day![]()
Behold the presence of the Father in all beings...
Happy birthday, buddy! Time to keep it up and find a smooth way to celebrate! woo-hooo!
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. - Leo Tolstoy
The clearest explanation for failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female. - Anna Quindlen
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Happy Birthday!
There are those who believe that dictionaries should not merely reflect the times but also protect English from the mindless assaults of the trendy.
Happy Birthday Tex
Thank you all for the kind wishes, my lovelies.
Cat, you're "evil." As always, I like it.
Thanks for the great hat, BabyGirl.
...and all tongues shall remain sheathed today, but maybe next year will be different.![]()
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